things i do know:

- that hippos can run faster underwater than they can on land

- how to be a gracious hostess

- how to divide the house’s cash tips based on a point system.

- that i have found the love of my life

- how to swaddle a newborn

- what a humpback whale sounds like underwater

- how to measure and adjust another human’s blood sugar

- which way is west

- that i am figuring it out.