things i do know:
- that hippos can run faster underwater than they can on land
- how to be a gracious hostess
- how to divide the house’s cash tips based on a point system.
- that i have found the love of my life
- how to swaddle a newborn
- what a humpback whale sounds like underwater
- how to measure and adjust another human’s blood sugar
- which way is west
- that i am figuring it out.