things i don’t know:

- why the stock market crashes

- whether or not it’s actually safe to eat the entire apple.

- how irrational numbers work

- why the government won’t take a stricter stance on gun control

- how to calculate a golfer’s handicap

- what kind of mood you’ll be in when you come home

- how long food stays edible after it’s expired

- how to get my puppy to stop peeing on the floor

- what i’m doing with my life.