things i don’t know:
- why the stock market crashes
- whether or not it’s actually safe to eat the entire apple.
- how irrational numbers work
- why the government won’t take a stricter stance on gun control
- how to calculate a golfer’s handicap
- what kind of mood you’ll be in when you come home
- how long food stays edible after it’s expired
- how to get my puppy to stop peeing on the floor
- what i’m doing with my life.